Center for Anomalous Top Hat Dialogue

kaijuno

Source: catchymemes

bookofeibon

yourepoweredupgetinthere

i dont know what I was expecting but i was NOT expecting that squeaky hamster voice to come out of that mans mouth completely unedited

Source: youtube.com

unclefather

femalemaincharacter:
“ quaartz:
“ source?
”
This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure...

Source: girff

pissvortex

zsnes:
“ zsnes:
“idk if tony hawk is pro state a lot of skaters are anarchist
”
hold on
”

Source: twerklina

thebootydiaries

wakey wakey eggs and

girlfig

responsibilities

Source: girlfig

setheverman

ratguzzler

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

caprisuncat

*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

wayhella

starscreaming666

Tale as old as time

Memes as old as vine

beauty and the

YEET

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

i’m going to delete your blog and then you

starscreaming666

I await my death with open arms

starscreaming666

Delyeet me

Source: starscreaming666

kaijuno

Church basement aesthetics:

thegestianpoet-archive

Hot cocoa in a Styrofoam cup but there’s not enough room in the cup for a full packet of hot cocoa so it’s either too strong or too weak
A piano that hasn’t been played since the 1980s
A room that’s always closed and has adults talking behind it but you’re not quite sure who they are or if they ever leave
Donuts that you’re not allowed to eat
Scented markers and multicolored craft sticks in an old basket
Veggie tales on VHS and two rolling tvs on ancient tv stands
A room behind another room that has christmas decorations in it
This table:

that one bitch who’s always always wearing tights and a dress even though the basement never gets above like 55 degrees
Dusty ass bibles and one lone dusty ass hymnal
Old programs for concerts, baptisms, events, and VBS printed with black ink on colored 8.5″x11″ paper folded in half
Little acrylic bead craft projects in the shapes of lizards or cats that some girl made at church camp and forgot to take home
Glitter but not in the joyful gay way
Moms in fleece

ebolazaire

This is fascinating to me because I never went to church, I’m not a Christian, and yet I can so clearly imagine this it’s like I was there

red-isotope

I can smell this post

Source: t-gp

wayhella

So if you’re a dm like me, you probably want to be relatively skilled in some typical fantasy accents for your game to make things feel that much more real. So i’ve decided to throw together a little master post of “how to” videos on some various accents. This is mostly for my own reference, but if you’d like to save this for yourself too, go right ahead. Feel free to add on to this, as well!

General Accent Tips

Scottish

English or “British”

French

Irish

Russian

German

Canadian

dmwisdom

I don’t usually do reblogs but this may come in handy for some of you.

Disclaimer: using accents is NEVER required, but it can add a bit of fun! Don’t feel pressured to adopt one if you aren’t comfy with it!

Source: dungeons-and-danis

setheverman

Source: hecken-bamboozled

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

wakey wakey eggs and

YEET

Church basement aesthetics:

Accents 101